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Joke of the Day
"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."
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"When Spongebob has sex he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up."
"What do you call Central Florida? The DMZ. Disney Militarized Zone."
"""Ugh! Dave is coming to dinner"" ""Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?"" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]"
"Want to hear a funny joke? Hold on, I'm just gonna hit snooze once then tell it."
"If you had bad legs, why wouldn't you want to be a college professor? Because you never sitty down!"
"Bought myself some of that ""oasis soup"" You get a roll with it"
"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? ""I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self."" _________ (Not original)"
"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."
"Helium walks into a bar... The bar man says, ""Hey! We don't serve your kind!"" Helium doesn't react."