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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"

"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"

"Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun."

"What's 41 times 11? I can't find the answer anywhere."

"I have a lips."

"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""

"The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later."