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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"

"It always amuses me when I see tweets from people clearly using words they don't understand, thus making themselves look aerodynamic."

"[harsh] I'm very open-minded, if I have a daughter she can be whatever she wants when she turns 18: stripper, whore, you name it ...because by then she's gotten too old for my tastes anyway."

"""It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."""

"What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen."

"I've got a joke about odd numbers. It's not even funny."

"What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? Well an erection of course."

"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."

"How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment."

"Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof."