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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds."
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"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"
"Nurse: ""It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?"" Me: ""No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."""
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."
"What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say? I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!"
"What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?"
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"
"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."