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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"
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"Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant."
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"Boobs My wife has eczema all over her chest. She's got a cracking pair of boobs."
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