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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
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"Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household."
"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."
"I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco"
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei"
"""Your place or mine?"" ""But, sir, I just met you. What makes you think I would be interested?"" ""Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"""
"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."
"Cell references in excel are like gold diggers. If you want them to stay in the same place you have to throw some money at them."
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party."