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Joke of the Day
"Student: What is the chance we are alone in the universe? Professor: Astronomical."
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"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
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"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."
"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."
"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"