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Joke of the Day

"Student: What is the chance we are alone in the universe? Professor: Astronomical."

"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes on your face."

"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."

"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."

"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."

"How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?"

"What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food? Seether salad"

"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"

"If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits."