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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"
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"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."
"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."
"The problem with political jokes is that... They get elected."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving just isn't for you."
"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"
"Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?"
"When I see a parked car with the stick figure family on it, I move the husband over and put my studly stick figure next to the wife."
"Today, my son asked me why girls always pee sitting down I told him it's because they're lazy Not necessarily a joke but kinda funny nonetheless."
"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."