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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"

"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."

"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"

"I hate forensic TV shows like CSI. I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?"

"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"

"As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas."

"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"

"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"

"How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!"