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Joke of the Day

"My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer..."

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"

"Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing ""thank you"""

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"

"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."

"One fish, two fish, red fish WHO LEFT THEIR BLOODY TAMPON IN THE FUCKING FISHBOWL?"

"Why don't Mexican's sweat as much as other races? They don't want to fill up the river as they cross it."

"Today I'm cancer free! And all the days before that, but it still counts."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."

"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"