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Joke of the Day

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"

"The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from sexual exhaustion His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming."

"This guy rapes people with a smile on his face Fuck this psycho up. 248 Oh 330 And 0815"

"ME: ""Hey, the 1980s called and they want their pants back"" STRANGER WHO IS SECRETLY A TIME COP: ""They called?! That's a level 3 violation!"""

"The girl next to me is texting her friend about how there's an annoying guy looking at her phone, lemme show her which emojis to use."

"Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume."

"Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers? Because they're 96% water"

"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks to the other and says ""man it's hot in here"" The other looks back and says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""