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Joke of the Day
"Would you like a havarti sandwich? No thank you, havarti got a sandwich! *rim shot*"
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"GOD: hey my son is broken, he won't absolve the sins of mankind IT GUY: try turning him off, waiting 3 days, then turning him back on again"
"Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked."
"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"
"Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto"
"I don't have Instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"
"Unlike MC Hammer's regulations, you can pretty much touch anything of mine you want."
"Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!"
"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"
"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"