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Joke of the Day
"Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!"
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"A Rabbi and the Pope walk in a bar... A bar patron says, ""Hey, what is this, a joke?"""
"I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with."
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"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"
"After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human."
"What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women? Edgar Allen's......bitches!!!"
"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"
"You know it's true love when your wife farts in bed & you go in the other room & text your boyfriend ""I love you."""
"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."