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Joke of the Day

"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"

"The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I'm 100% sure there's a murderer in my bathroom."

"I just found a new Batman shampoo... I was so disappointed when I found out they don't make conditioner Gordon."

"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."

"I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug."

"[painting a picture of the last supper] ""Who's that?"" ""Darth Vader."" ""Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?"" ""I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."""

"I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"John Cusack will always have ""I didn't do my homework but I love you"" face."

"What do you call the debut of a new beer? A saison premiere!"

"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"