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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"

"ShermanFury @ShermanFury, so clever...."

"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."

"Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit"

"My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!"

"I really understand how batteries feel... I'm rarely included in things either."

"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."

"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."

"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."

"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"