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Joke of the Day

"I texted my boss, ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He answered, ""I don't know."" I replied, ""I'm not coming in this morning."""

"Me: WOW. Look at those legs! Her: Thank you. M: They'd look great around my neck! H: Hey! M: Wish I'd brought my saw. H: WHAT?!? M: Nothing."

"What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste"

"Who am I? I mustache you a question but I am shaving it for later."

"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."

"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"

"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."

"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."

"If Donald Trump was Chinese, what would his name be? ...Wong."