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Joke of the Day
"Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto"
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"My therapist says I need to overcome ""shame-based"" thinking but if it wasn't for shame I don't think I'd get a damn thing done around here."
"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"
"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."
"For gamers of a certain age Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters? He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse"
"A distant relative of mine died and I came into some money... but my friends told me that I have a weird fetish."
"You say ""I suggest you join this Facebook group and get 500 free Mafia Wars points"" but all I see ""Block me."""
"*Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*"
"Don't be offended if I speak to you condescendingly. Be happy that I care enough to be sure your simple mind understands what I'm saying."
"[Titanic] Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign. Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat- ""What about Leo?"" Steward: No. Leo dies."