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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman One is on the cover of playboy while the other is on the cover of national geographic"

"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."

"How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the wife can cook fine in the dark"

"Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning"

"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""

"I need some help with my Halloween costume. I'm dressing up as Ebola and I want to make sure everyone gets it."

"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""

"I once had a midget for a wife. until I took an arrow to the knee."

"Only at Mcdonalds do they say, ""Sorry about your wait"" and really mean ""weight."""

"My doctor told me I have ADHD ... He said, ADHD is a condition that can affect children and adults that is characterized by problems ... blah, blah, blah, blah .. I did not listen to the rest."