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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russell."
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"All Russian babies are born inside slightly larger babies."
"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."
"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"
"Our wedding pic looks like my wife's selfie photo bombed by me."
"Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does."
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it It was a shitzu"
"My professor's name is Andy Nusbaum. His email is anusbaum@[university].edu"
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"