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Joke of the Day
"What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery."
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"So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked ""did the Yankees win?"" I looked him in the eye and said ""Yes, it's ok, you're free now"""
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"I love people I can get weird with."
"I ate catnip today. I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't."
"If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping"
"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"
"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."
"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."
"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"