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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9? Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9"
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"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"
"When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be? Penny Bruce"
"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"
"What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory? I'm very hoppy."
"Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve But he forgot to planet"
"What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I'm terrible."
"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"
"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unless you're stupid. In which case, who cares."