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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9? Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9"
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"If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity."
"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed when it doesn't screw."
"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."
"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"
"What's pink and retarded? A Flamongo."
"I recently got a device that can remotely slow down any car And as an added bonus it shows me what speed they're going at too!"
"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"
"I was going to throw an earth day party But I forgot to planet."