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Joke of the Day

"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"

"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."

"Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog"

"Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!"

"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"

"Don't break anyone's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."

"How is a 9 Volt Battery similar to an Anus? You know you shouldn't, but eventually you're gunna lick it."

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"

"Kopi Luwak is supposed to be the finest coffee in the world. I don't agree. Its still shit!"

"What economic theory opposes manscaping? Laissez-fur!"