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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."

"Mother: ""Why are you home from school so early?"" Son: ""I was the only one who could answer a question."" Mother: ""Oh really? What was the question? Son: ""Who threw the eraser at the principal?"""

"Searched for a PI service in my area... Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with..."

"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."

"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now"

"I had a thought the other day Losing 15 pounds sounds a lot better in America than in England."

"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs in your genes!"

"I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google."

"Used lettuce for my burger bun tonight. I've never been more prepared to become your most hated Facebook friend."