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Joke of the Day
"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."
Next Joke
"Might wake up early and go for a jog. Might also win the lottery... odds are about the same."
"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"
"I have awful jet lag The WiFi on this airliner is just terrible"
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying"
"Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time...."
"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"
"A Day in Court"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?"