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Joke of the Day
"How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?"
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"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."
"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""
"Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain beard 2.) prisoner of war beard 3.) homeless person beard 4.) wizard beard"
"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."
"Important Work Of 21st Century... The 21st century: Where Deleting history is more important than making it."
"I should have gone to see the optometrist I can't anymore"
"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'm better than you!"
"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"