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Joke of the Day
"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."
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"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"
"(: N poo Love, Australia."
"[sex ed in middle school] Teacher: ""Today we are having sex ed"" Ed: hell yeah we are! Teacher: ""Education"""
"Getting a caricature drawing of yourself is basically the only time you pay money for someone to brutally own you."
"i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money"
"I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. I'm Donald Trumpkin."
"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"
"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"
"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."