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Joke of the Day

"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"

"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"

"Do you know the story of Flap Flap The Giraffe? Flap Flap The Giraffe was walking around the savannah, when a helicopter came in to land. The giraffe looked up, and then :::flap flap::: the giraffe!"

"You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic."

"How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?"

"Went to Big Lots with a $100 gift certificate and they just handed me the keys to the store."

"Do you know why... ...they bury lawyers 10 feet under, instead of the usual 6 feet under? Because ""deep down"" they're good people."

"My friends David reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor... ..he gave it a star."

"My doctor said the claw marks on my face are not from a poltergeist but I should stop trying to put roller skates on cats."

"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."