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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"

"The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience."

"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."

"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."

"I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal"

"my boss tried to throw me under the bus.. and get me to agree with him."

"BBQ club Do you want to join my BBQ club? > are there any girls in it? No, right now it's just a big ol sausage fest"

"Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is. Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp."

"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."

"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."