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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."
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"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president , until after serving 27 years in prison ."
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"I hate my job at the crematorium But at last I urn a paycheck."
"Windows Vista That is all."
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"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."
"What do you call an escape artist dog? Basset Houndini"
"How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!"