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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."
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"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 ""number 1's"" and a not guilty verdict"
"What's the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures"
"My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem, but now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
"Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it."
"What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident? That's offal"
"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."
"What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? Tuesday"
"What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say? Nailed it"