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Joke of the Day
"i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money"
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"Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically."
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
"What type of currency do people use in outer space? STARbucks."
"I've been lying on the floor of this Cheesecake Factory for half an hour. Everyone keeps stepping over me"
"This actually happened My brother has a lockbox and lost the key, so he said to me ""Zaent, can you pick a lock?"", I replied ""Give me two and I'll pick one."""
"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""
"My wife just left me because i cant stop using double negatives. But in my opinion I haven't done nothing wrong."
"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"
"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."