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Joke of the Day
"I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. I'm Donald Trumpkin."
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"Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam."
"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."
"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."
"Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet."
"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."
"My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning. I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty."
"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""
"DILN IS A BADDY HAHAHAHA"