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Joke of the Day
"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"
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"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."
"My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?"
"Mary, they told me your son is gay That's bullshit. The gay one is his boyfriend! His boyfriend!"
"A hole was discovered in the fence of a nudist community. Police are looking into it."
"Great jokes are like miscarriage. They never get old."
"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""
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"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"
"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and half is spent trying to lose weight, and half is spent on education."