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Joke of the Day
"Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq? Because he asked for Ice-es"
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"You guys hear about the guy who was addicted to rohypnol (Roofies)? He'd been on 'em longer than he could remember..."
"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."
"Too soon? Charlie Sheen's new show: ""2 and a half T-Cells"""
"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"
"How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time."
"What's black and never works? DECAF YOU RACIST FUCK"
"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."
"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."
"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"