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Joke of the Day
"What's black and never works? DECAF YOU RACIST FUCK"
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"TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast."
"Ha! Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?"
"Jeb Bush Unanimously Confirmed by Senate for Secretary of Low Energy."
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"Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House."
"A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms."
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"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."