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Joke of the Day
"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."
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"Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers."
"What did the customer ask the prostitute when they got to the hotel? Do you come here often?"
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"Is there something I can hang around my neck to show that I'm a big fan of crucifixions?"
"I meant to call out a plumber to fix my blocked toilet, but forgot. I'm in deep shit now."
"What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!"
"My coworker and I have the same job title with the same number of years experience. He was pissed when he found out my salary was only a fraction his. Turns out that fraction is 2/1"
"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."