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Joke of the Day
"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."
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"Why don't bald guys with beards just walk upside down?"
"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"
"What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now."
"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."
"What did Adele say when she crossed the road? *sing* Hello from the other side!"
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"
"When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I wasn't prepared for all the changes I'd have to make... ...like my name, phone number, job, city where I live..."
"Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours"
"Fajita poop, fajita poop! How dreadful are thy splashes!"