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Joke of the Day

"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."

"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"

"Why did the mushroom get invited to a party? because he was a fungi"

"The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous Must be thinking about the flight home already."

"I decided to watch The Conjuring alone in a dark apartment and now I'm not allowed to make my own decisions anymore."

"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."

"Did you hear about Apple's new product? It was a big 6s"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you."