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Joke of the Day

"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu. It's Secret Asian Flan"

"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."

"What's so great about having sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"

"What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss? Old folk doing the conga."

"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."

"Look ma no friends"

"My Dad Is A Magician He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better."

"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"