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Joke of the Day
"Too soon? Charlie Sheen's new show: ""2 and a half T-Cells"""
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"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though."
"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"
"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."
"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."
"You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James"
"I'm concentrating so hard on trying not to eat a third cupcake that I literally can't do my job"
"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"
"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""
"So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico"