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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time."
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"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"
"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"
"I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets."
"FUN FACT: All kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was ""Snickerboots Fancybasket."""
"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
"What did the Jamaican priest call the guy who was arrested for sealing several tonnes of spices? A cinna-mon"
"Told this girl to text me when she got home.... I think she homeless. ----- I don't own this and I take no credit."
"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."