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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"
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"What country does fried fish swim in? Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)"
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"The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune"
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"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"