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"An African athlete has been banned from the Commonwealth Games after testing positive to a performance enhancing substance.' ....Food."

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"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"""I love potatoes! They are delicious and so versatile. If only they could get me laid..."" -how vodka was born"
"What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won? Tsar Napoleon."
"Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death."
"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :("
"My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time."
"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially."
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