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Joke of the Day

"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""

"[NSFW] What do you get when you fuck a dead person in the ass? Cold cumfart"

"Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?"

"What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie? ""People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP""!"

"What if sharks hug with their mouths? Just sayin."

"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"

"What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !"

"How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him."

"Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light."

"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."