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Joke of the Day

"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"I tried to fix my shovel today, but I just couldn't handle it."

"I really would love to see two mimes arguing"

"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"

"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."

"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intence."

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"

"I won't believe corporations are people Until Texas executes one."