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Joke of the Day
"What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won? Tsar Napoleon."
Next Joke
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"
"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"Person A: Do you know the shelf life of Cocaine? Person B: I don't know Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff"
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."
"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me."
"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."
"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."
"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. "