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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
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"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
"Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace? At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried."
"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fire place this morning."
"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."
"Hooker says $500. I say $50. She walks away. Later, I'm walking with my wife, same hooker sees me and says, I see what you got for $50."
"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"
"When Jesus comes back, how will they discover if he's Jesus or Robot Jesus? by giving him the shroud of turing test."
"what happened when the frog double parked? Its car got toad away."