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Joke of the Day

"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"

"Did ya hear Fergie is pregnant? Told her husband she was 2000 and late"

"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"

"I'm at an awkward weight I'm fat enough to not look good with my shirt off, but not fat enough for it to become part of my charm. I'm caught between a rock and a lard place."

"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."

"I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works."

"What do you call a fat Mexican? A spic with span."

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"