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Joke of the Day

"Why do people think Saint Stephen was a marijuana addict? He was stoned to death."

"I hope it's not too weird the next time I get a haircut and the barber asks, ""So, how do you want it?"" and I reply, ""Like Ellen DeGeneres."""

"the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk"

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."

"I hate computer speak My brain just cant PROCESS it."

"Just been confronted by my next door neighbour, apparently there's been items going missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants!"

"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."

"A blonde gets a tattoo... On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks ""Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?"" ""So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."""