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Joke of the Day

"After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :("

"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."

"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"

"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"

"Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."

"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."

"Best Knock Knock joke Knock Knock. Who's there? Dunup. Dunup who?"

"Where did the small road go to college? Tulane University"

"Being illiterate and having a girlfriend would be easy. They'd be like ""did you get my text?"" and you could just be like ""I can't read."""

"""WDASDWwAdWwda"" -said every pc gamer"