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Joke of the Day
"My wife is a famous porn star. But she would be pissed if she ever found out."
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"Parallel Lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."
"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."
"If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them."
"I would rather have Bill Cosby as President than Donald Trump.. because if America is gonna get fucked for 4 years I wanna be asleep when it happens."
"I learned how to train my cat to go woof All it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof*"
"What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows? Wendy's is never frozen."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."