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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows? Wendy's is never frozen."
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"I bet there would be a lot more wars if there weren't boobs. I haven't seen a boob in 2 days and I'm ready to kill someone."
"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."
"Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!"
"My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh ... ... and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."
"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
"Q: What is your least favorite force of nature? A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day."
"I changed my iPod's name to ""The Titanic"". It's synching."