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Joke of the Day
"Parallel Lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
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"I love wearing ear-buds and listening to the music loud at the gym, because no one can hear you if you fart...Why is everyone looking at me?"
"This transition of power reminds me of when my grandma turned over Thanksgiving duties to my mom and the night ended with police showing up."
"I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree"
"The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!"
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."
"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."
"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."
"Needed some help with romance, so I took the book ""How to Hug"" out of the library. Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia."
"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""