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Joke of the Day

"If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them."

"A collection of OC jokes!"

"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast."

"What did the knife say to the pretty lady? Nothing, she knew what was coming..."

"How did Helen Keller break her hands? Reading road signs at 30 MPH"

"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"

"Today I was reversing my car off the drive... ... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back."""

"Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops"