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Joke of the Day

"I spilled laundry detergent on my rug! It really tide the room together."

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"Rob thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on *to copilot* STOP CRYING, ROB WILL HELP"

"Guys I finally came up with a name for our character: Spongebob ""Perfect!"" Thanks ""What's his last name?"" Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants"

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"Bill Cosby Is my inspiration he is always persistent and never takes No for an answer"

"I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, ""I should have stuck to pod racing."""

"What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period."

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because Seven ate Nine!"